Car Safety
Cars are safer than women
less fickle too unless we’re talking older Triumph, MG, Sunbeam, Jag,
Alfa Romeo or Renault and certainly more predictable, reliable, stable
forgiving
receptive, grateful, dependable, honest – sigh –
weather’s not a problem, they’ll fire up whether it’s hot or cold,
high end input’s appreciated but not mandatory;
they’ll usually run on whatever’s in your wallet
give it their best
get you there and back without much fuss or bother
even take an occasional hit for you.
Flat tires are caused by the monster lurking in water filled potholes -
its cousins, the ones called bad luck brackish babes,
prime, hum, purr, rev up, burn plastic, distract the hell out of you and then
flash the check engine light
as soon as you signal a lane change, hit the shifter and change gears;
inevitably change the channel, sputter, stall and seize up when you pop the clutch.
Hit the hazards and call the wrecker, bro.
You’re totaled.
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